THE winner of our July placard contest is Beaner, who suggested the wording pictured left. He shares the first prize of a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker with Tim Wright, who elicted the same number of votes.
Tim’s suggestion was: Single white male, 70 years old, no sense of humour, seeking similar.
Today, we have a caption contest for the odd picture below, the source of which is unknown.
Amusing entries are sought, rather than gratuitously obscene ones. The deadline for entries is September 30, so get creative now! Again, the prize is a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker.
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A new take on “duck, duck, goose.”
“everyone helped look for the contact lens”
“you need help to kneel when you’re paraplegic”
“Abbaad was sick of propping up his multi-amputee brother”
“You mecca me crazy”
“RECEIVE the LORD!”
“Bugger me,” puffed Mohammed, rapidly running out of rod. “I wish I’d brought more Viagra when I took this job testing models down at the Mecca Outdoor Inflatable Male Emporium!”
“Guys, Mecca is this way.”
Haneef wasn’t really a homo, but he loved helping out when the gays were busy.
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Martyr Ismail was disappointed to find that Paradise was dirty, dusty and hot - and that his prize of 72 virgins were all hairy-assed men!
“Oh Allah, Oh Allah, OH ALLAH.”
In a truly ironic and near fatal turn of events, Abdul’s attempt to violate his Ramadan fast by weaving a prayer mat of licorice nearly cost him his life when he began to choke on its delicious strands. Luckily, Hussein quickly came to his aid and averted tragedy by applying the Heimlich maneuver, sparing Abdul his karmic punishment.
Damnit Yusuf!!! Prayer is not the time to practice for your 72 virgins!
Mohammed, not being as powerful as Jesus, accidentally spliced himself on his way down from heaven.
Oh get up! There’s nothing special here.
“Unfortunately, the second of the conjoined twins was not admitted to Heaven due to his physical inability to pray properly.”
1. Well that’s my prayer answered
2. Achmed, I know you wanted outdoor sex, but not now.
I think it’s time for the Second Coming
Yussif began to realise this was not really the time to wear his novelty bum-bag
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