Ditch your religion – with a few clicks of the mouse!

IT’S quick, it’s easy, it’s fun – and, above all, it it’s hugely liberating.

Thanks to the marvels of modern science, you can throw off the yoke of your religion by visiting a new site – Renounce your Religion – set up to enable to you to bin whatever set of useless or harmful superstitions you’d been saddled with.

The site says:

In the earliest times men worshipped idols, the sun, moon, prophets and many other so called ‘gods’. Of course the particular god that each man worshipped was the one ‘true’ god and all of the others were obviously ludicrously false.

We still see the same situation today and the world is segmented into so many different factions and beliefs. Torture, murder and wars are quite acceptable provided they are backed up by the one true god in an effort to spread the true religion – all in the name of god!

So, renounce this childish rubbish today and join the human race. Live happily and harmoniously with your neighbour and consider yourself a good human being for doing so.

The site has a great graph, which surprising shows that Muslims are the most enthusiastic in the rush to kick religion to the kerb.

This is not the only site that offers a “bugger religion” service.

The National Secular Society offers a de-baptism service:

Liberate yourself from the Original Mumbo-Jumbo that liberated you from the Original Sin you never had. You can display your Certificate of De-Baptism proudly framed in your hallway (porch, loo, lean-to, etc) as an outward sign of the inner rationality that inspires your being.

The service was established to meet the needs of:

People who want to sever their links formally with the church into which they were baptised or confirmed at an age when they were unable to resist.

You can download our Debaptism Certificate and have it signed, witnessed and framed. After all, the concept of baptism is a complete fantasy that has no meaning outside the heads of the religious. Simply renouncing your religion to yourself and to anyone else you think ought to know should be enough.