Comments on: A little fun for the weekend

By: Roger

Roger — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:34:43 +0000

Was the winner to this ever announced ??

Rog

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:14:20 +0000

I would hold big Trial open to the Public for declaring itself King of the crackers, Then I’d condemn it to death via the cross.
Obviously Id leave it in a cave/tomb for 3 days (not before sprinkling a bit of self raising flour on it!) (Sorry)until done.
I’d then open the tomb and then tread on it before it ascends to heaven.

By: The Freethinker › The Great Corpus Crispie Kerfuffle reaches a fitting climax

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:32:27 +0000

[...] not resist in joining in the fun when the story first broke, and ran a cracker desecration contest here. You still have time to enter. Send this article to: [...]

By: masked grappler

masked grappler — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:10:25 +0000

I’d take a picture of some muslims playing ’soggy biscuit’ with it.

By: The Freethinker › Bigots bash the bishop – again

The Freethinker › Bigots bash the bishop – again — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:01:48 +0000

[...] Well, of course he’s been threatened. It’s what some Christians do best, after all – especially when you abuse their bloody biscuits. [...]

By: Roger

Roger — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:02:31 +0000

I’d get as many as I could, crush them up and then use them to stuff a teddy bear, which I would call Mohammed….

Oh what fun !!

Rog

By: Buffy

Buffy — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:25:18 +0000

My better half says she’d do what she was told all her childhood to never do (she’s ex-Catholic). She’d chew it before swallowing it, and she’d do so right after having a full meal (apparently they were supposed to have not eaten anything for at least an hour before taking communion).

I’d take it on a grand tour of San Francisco’s greatest LGBT landmarks, and take photos of it in each location. (Remember the “stolen garden gnome” ads?)

By: Misanthropic Scott

Misanthropic Scott — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:50:46 +0000

Is there any difference between this and communion wafers? I’ve long thought that Nabisco could make good money on new “Nabisco Bits-O-Jesus” wafers to commune with the lord at home. Great with peanut butter and jelly, chicken salad, guacamole, cheese or just about any topping. In fact, Kraft would then come out with their new Sweet Cheeses line.

By: David Uezato

David Uezato — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:12:47 +0000

What I would do with my crackers is paint them and create a last supper scene. But instead title it the last orgy. What it would be is a scene of Jesus and his 12 disciples having a male on male orgy. Above Paul we could put the caption “If I had meant homosexuality. I would of used the word paiderasste instead of arsenokoitai”.

By: John M.

John M. — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:02:42 +0000

Marcus is right. Marmite should only ever be put on toast. Anything less would be sacrilege.

I would give Jesus a Parsi funeral by putting transubstantiated crackers out on my bird feeders. A nice irony would be if they were eaten by Hoopoe - the bird is not considered kosher.