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Green’s latest protest – like his petition – was a complete washout

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

POOR Stephen “Birdshit” Green. There’s so little around these days to cheer up the miserable bigot, who looks about to be bankrupted for sticking in nose in where it didn’t belong.
On Saturday, a bedraggled and deranged-looking Green, together with a pathetically small band of damp, sodomy-obsessed Christian “witnesses,” clustered under a grey, drizzly sky in [...]

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Gay Jesus porn movie approved by British censors

Saturday, July 5, 2008

THE British Board of Film Censors – no longer hamstrung by “blasphemy” concerns now that this “crime” has been abolished in the UK – has approved, without cuts, a pornographic film called Passio. It has been given an R18 rating.
Featuring Danny Fox as a homosexual Jesus, Passio – full title: Passio: Domini Nostri Secundum Matthaeum [...]

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Twisted religious websites put the fear of God into kids

Sunday, June 15, 2008

CHRISTIANS are always banging on about bad stuff on the internet and TV and in the movies – stuff they fear will do lasting damaging to their offspring.
But do they ever pause to think about the enduring harm done to kids by ghoulish RELIGIOUS websites, many of which delight in terrifying their little darlings with [...]

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‘Offensive’ poster banned by Tube bosses

Friday, February 22, 2008

THOSE censorious twats who decide what can and what can’t appear on the walls of the London Underground have made idiots of themselves again - this time by banning a poster for a play at Islington’s King’s Head Theatre.
Tube censors rejected the advert for Fat Christ, a black comedy starring topless model Abi Titmuss, on [...]

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Hard-on Jesus exposed at last

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

WHEN Stephen ‘Stay a Virgin, Marry a Virgin’ Green demanded the destruction of gay artist Terence Koh’s Jesus-with-wood figurine (see the original Freethinker report here) we could not find a photograph of the ‘offensive’ piece.
But now, at last, a picture of the foot-high piece has come to light - thanks to the diligence of the [...]

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Was Jesus Gay?

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

THE inimitable Pat Condell strikes again. You, sir, are a national treasure!

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Hallalujah! Cross-wielding zealot’s case comes unstuck

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

FAR from being the poor Christian victim whose religious sensitivities were cruelly stomped upon by British Airways when they told her to wear the symbol of her superstition under her uniform, Nadia Eweida was, in fact, an insensitive zealot who had no consideration for her colleagues.
That’s the nub of the verdict of an employment tribunal, [...]

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Deep fried Jesus sketch lands radio station in deep doo-doo

Thursday, January 17, 2008

A BRIEF US radio comedy sketch which targeted the religiosity of former Southern Baptist preacher and Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has landed the station – KCPW, Utah’s National Public Radio station – in hot water.
The sketch began with a woman saying:
And now another Huckabee family recipe leaked by his opponents.
[Male Voice]:
Tired of bland unsatisfying [...]

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Oh dear, Christian Voice uncovers more blasphemy

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Christian zealot Stephen Green – still smarting from the brush-off he received last year at the hands of the High Court, which dismissed his attempt to prosecute the BBC for blasphemy following the screening of Jerry Springer, the Opera – has found a new source of “blasphemy”, a sculpture of Jesus with an erection.
Green demanded [...]

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And it came to piss . . .

Saturday, October 20, 2007

THERE’S always been a strange relationship between Christians and booze. Must go right back two thousand years to when the wedding guests at Cana were just getting off their faces and realised they’d run out of the plonk.
More on that in a moment in a special fairy story approved by biblical scholars (and acquired by [...]

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