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Muslim fruitcake finds ‘Allah’ in a rotten mango

ALLAH’S done it again! 12 years after the Muslim moon god revealed itself in an aubergine in Bolton, England, it chose to appear in a rotten mango in Sweden.
The lucky recipient of a message from on high is Rubina Sheikh from Helsingborg.
According to this report, as the two halves of Sheikh’s freshly sliced mango fell [...]

Latest religious row is Allah load of crap

WE end another crazy year with a bizarre tale from Malaysia, where an unholy row has broken out over the word “Allah”.
“Allah”, according to one Che Din Yusoff, a senior official at the Internal Security Ministry’s publications control unit, refers to the Muslim God, and no other.
According to World Wide Religious News, Che Din [...]

God vandalises another vegetable

If you thought God had outgrown his habit of “tagging” fruit and vegetables, this aubergine from Delaware may disappoint you.
Felicia Teske of Boothwyn was preparing eggplant parmigiana when she noticed one of the slices bore the word “GiD” in seeds, which was close enough to “God” to impress her.
Felicia told Action News that she had [...]

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