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‘Anal sodomy?’ – go figure!

ANOTHER day, and another Christian bigot rises out the cesspit …
Oklahoma Commissioner Brent Rinehart, in an attempt to get re-elected county commissioner for District 2, has just mailed out an excruciating manifesto in the form of a comic book that lampoons gays and lambasts his political opponents.
It also features an angel who is allied [...]

From cock-up to farce

THE ten-yearly gathering of posturing Anglican twits – better known as the Lambeth Conference 2008 – is descending in farce faster than you can say Archbishop Peter Akinola.
Latest comical reports from the event, which is being boycotted by around 250 African bishops , is that the number of those who ARE attending is being kept [...]

‘I don’t answer to the ignorant’ says Egyptian writer accused of blasphemy

A BUNCH of Egyptian primitives who call themselves Jama’a Islamiya (the Muslim Brotherhood) are foaming at the mouth over another perceived “blasphemy” – committed this time Dr Nawal el-Saadawi.
The Brotherhood of half-wits want her indicted on charges of blasphemy and contempt for religion and God, expressed in her book, The Fall of the Imam, and [...]

Same-sex unions give Muslims cause to kill Christians says idiotic Anglican

PILLOCK of the Week prize today goes to Dr Daniel Deng Bul, the Archbishop of Juba and Primate of the Sudan, who yesterday said that Sudanese Christians were being murdered by Muslims because the Anglican Church was seen to approve same-sex unions.
In a statement released on the second day of the Lambeth Conference, the Sudanese [...]

God moves money in mysterious ways

EXPERTS in South Arica are claiming that a genuine miracle took place at a massive evangelical rally staged by American “prosperity” preacher Benny Hinn, who is touring the country with his “Miracle Crusade”.
The genuine, verifiable event – attributed to “the power of the Almighty” – occurred when thousands of pounds miraculously left the bank accounts [...]

Another bloody cop-out!

NORFOLK Constabulary are having a Ladele moment. We call it that because one of their constables – like our Lillian, a Christian zealot whose bigotry prevented her from doing her job properly – is about to lay the “victim” card before an employment tribunal.
Bizarrely, Ladele, a registrar who refused to conduct same-sex civil [...]

Good News for Christians about oral sex … oh and threesomes, buggery and masturbation!

WHILST regaling ourselves reading the comments on “Birdshit” Green’s online petition, we stumbled across this intriguing reaction from Malcolm Stinker (No 1,316):
I am appalled by some comments left on this website making out that Christians are a bunch of medieval reactionaries more interested in sticking our noses into other people’s sex lives than in leading [...]

Fundies fulminate when politicians dance

THAT bastion of bigotry – LifeSiteNews.com – is beside itself with rage over the fact that a number of leading Canadian politicians, and, shock, horror, even some of a religious bent, joined in the festivities of Toronto’s recent “raunchy annual parade of homosexual revellers”.
On Friday, this obnoxious Christian fundamentalist “news” site – motto: News and [...]

Catholic kitsch and secular condoms rule at World Youth Day

SO, at the end of World Youth Day, what have we learned about the thousands who converged on Sydney, Australia, over the past week?
Two things: The Catholic faithful have an insatiable appetite for kitsch, and – to their credit – are remarkably sanguine when pelted with condoms.
First, the kitsch: Perhaps the most glaring example was [...]

Poor Vatican!

THE late George Carlin once famously observed that God “loves you … and he always needs money… He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all knowing, all wise, but he just can’t handle money!”.
Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes and always needs MORE money!
Well, we learn this week from this report that the Catholic Church now [...]

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